Disclaimer: This post is not suitable for everyone. If u think you are going to be offended, stop reading, then STFU and go sing rhymes.
if you are still reading, don't tell me i had not warned.
Ever imagined the feeling of a hot rod being thrust up the ass..?? can't remove it coz its hot and will burn the hands, cant keep it there for obvious reasons..
if u think that is gross, then imagine this...
Made to bend down.. hands and legs bound.. now a red hot rod is thrust up..
Now, this is somewhat similar to what i'm experiencing in the office. I dont really know where i found the analogy, but i sometimes end up comparing myself to a prostitute. inside office i imagine bending down, pants down and let the manager and then the TL have a hearty session... All this for the meager sum they pay me at the end of the month.
And the fun part is, i don't derive pleasure. so it can literally termed as RAPE...
From one project to another, it has been the same case. I travel close to a whopping 100 kms a day all for this shit. The people in the team make the feeling worse. Not a single person whom i can relate to.
1. Manager: 13 years of work experience, working with a team of highly effecient ppl, he is the most hard working manager i've come across. he must be wondering where did i find this douche bag?
2. My 4 TLs: Amazingly talented people. minimum of 5 years of experience. they come at 9 in the morning. have tea at 11. go to have lunch at 1:30 and be back exactly at 2. again a break at 3 and then nonstop marathon till 9 in the night. My manager's sweet darlings...... i sometimes wonder how would they make love.. exactly 3 minutes of foreplay.. 5 strokes... done and dusted... get ready for the next day... come on guys have a life...
3. People On site: There are probably 4 of them On site... there is one guy in london.. A certified asshole.. he wants people to make power point presentations for every single doubt we have. and there are others i don't know much about..
All these people mentioned above have one thing in common. they literally love their jobs.. and then there is the other group-
4. rest of the team: the frustrated lot. a group of 3 to 4 people... always talking about how pathetic the project is. Always discussing ways to destroy the project.. the manager's nightmares. I almost head this group. given a chance my manager would have us executed with out any trial. according to him a mistake is considered a cardinal sin. When a deadline is crossed its as if Sita crossing the lakshman rekha.. We are supposed to finish a module in generally 3 days which takes all of 2 weeks for us to complete, we are never short of work and never far away from missing a deadline.
To top this all, most of my friends are on bench, some are on projects where they are asked not to work.. and others are always nearing a project release and wont have any work. And on top of all of this i travel from one end of the city to the other in peak hour traffic.
There are times when i have felt suicidal, i have planned to smash the monitor on the ground and run circles around the office, or just scream loudly and run away. and it has not changed from the past 7 months.
I fear i'm very close to depression. or the total opposite... turning wild and aggressive.
I have made many blunders in my life... and joining this company has to be the top of the charts.
PS. any suggestions to overcome this is welcome..
PPS: Dont tell time will heal everything... i've been waiting and it hasn't.
if you are still reading, don't tell me i had not warned.
Ever imagined the feeling of a hot rod being thrust up the ass..?? can't remove it coz its hot and will burn the hands, cant keep it there for obvious reasons..
if u think that is gross, then imagine this...
Made to bend down.. hands and legs bound.. now a red hot rod is thrust up..
Now, this is somewhat similar to what i'm experiencing in the office. I dont really know where i found the analogy, but i sometimes end up comparing myself to a prostitute. inside office i imagine bending down, pants down and let the manager and then the TL have a hearty session... All this for the meager sum they pay me at the end of the month.
And the fun part is, i don't derive pleasure. so it can literally termed as RAPE...
From one project to another, it has been the same case. I travel close to a whopping 100 kms a day all for this shit. The people in the team make the feeling worse. Not a single person whom i can relate to.
1. Manager: 13 years of work experience, working with a team of highly effecient ppl, he is the most hard working manager i've come across. he must be wondering where did i find this douche bag?
2. My 4 TLs: Amazingly talented people. minimum of 5 years of experience. they come at 9 in the morning. have tea at 11. go to have lunch at 1:30 and be back exactly at 2. again a break at 3 and then nonstop marathon till 9 in the night. My manager's sweet darlings...... i sometimes wonder how would they make love.. exactly 3 minutes of foreplay.. 5 strokes... done and dusted... get ready for the next day... come on guys have a life...
3. People On site: There are probably 4 of them On site... there is one guy in london.. A certified asshole.. he wants people to make power point presentations for every single doubt we have. and there are others i don't know much about..
All these people mentioned above have one thing in common. they literally love their jobs.. and then there is the other group-
4. rest of the team: the frustrated lot. a group of 3 to 4 people... always talking about how pathetic the project is. Always discussing ways to destroy the project.. the manager's nightmares. I almost head this group. given a chance my manager would have us executed with out any trial. according to him a mistake is considered a cardinal sin. When a deadline is crossed its as if Sita crossing the lakshman rekha.. We are supposed to finish a module in generally 3 days which takes all of 2 weeks for us to complete, we are never short of work and never far away from missing a deadline.
To top this all, most of my friends are on bench, some are on projects where they are asked not to work.. and others are always nearing a project release and wont have any work. And on top of all of this i travel from one end of the city to the other in peak hour traffic.
There are times when i have felt suicidal, i have planned to smash the monitor on the ground and run circles around the office, or just scream loudly and run away. and it has not changed from the past 7 months.
I fear i'm very close to depression. or the total opposite... turning wild and aggressive.
I have made many blunders in my life... and joining this company has to be the top of the charts.
PS. any suggestions to overcome this is welcome..
PPS: Dont tell time will heal everything... i've been waiting and it hasn't.
